1. "Chris [Pratt] never uses a spit bucket. When you do scenes where a character is eating, you eat and then spit it out into a ‘spit bucket.’ Chris just keeps eating. If you see Andy eating a cheeseburger in a scene, you should know Chris Pratt ate like 8 cheeseburgers. I love that guy."
    — Aziz Ansari (I know what I said, but I liked this quote)

    (Source: baconpancakeslovesfatties, via antioxidonts)

  2. cynical-romanticism:






    who is she my god!

    oh my god im in love

    Ruby rose! ultimate crush. Idgaf I’ll always reblog this.

    holy fuk.


    What a fucking badass

    (Source: sizvideos, via jazzermonsta007)

  4. (Source: anuaks, via jazzermonsta007)

  5. taylor-sea:

    The progression of video games in a few decades.

    (Source: sonandheirofnothinginparticular, via hammn)

  6. kingdom-fandom:


    This is the best ASL Bucket Challenge I’ve seen so far.


    (Source: iraffiruse, via iwillbeaskinnybiotch)


  7. Fill this in with stuff about you

    1. This makes me feel like I'm in high school again!
    2. Age: 25
    3. Where I’m from: Bae Area
    4. Where I would like to live: Portland, OR
    5. Favourite food: Any kind of clear asian soup and noodles
    6. Sexual orientation: Heterosexual
    7. Single/taken: Taken
    8. Favourite book: The Rape of Nanking by Iris Chang
    9. Favourite movie: MULAN
    10. Favourite TV show: Right now? Bones.
    11. Favourite band/singer: BoA and Madeon
    12. Favourite day of the year: "That's a tough one. I'd have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket." I'm kidding. But not kidding about my reference.
    13. Favourite colour: Pink
    14. What I’m listening to right now: Street Signs on CNBC. LAME.
    15. Last movie I’ve watched: Haute Cuisine
    16. Favourite male character from a TV show: Dean - Supernatural
    17. Favourite female character from a TV show: Dr. Temperance Brennan - Bones
    18. What my name means: The appearance of God. Very accurate.
    19. Favourite superhero: Batman
    20. Favourite Celebrity: BoA
  8. da-ghetto-booteh:



    Seriously what is her name because she is my hero

    (Source: bowel, via cuminmybutt)

  9. surprisebitch:

    me as a parent

    (Source: twerkgifs, via cuminmybutt)

  10. awwww-cute:

    Shhh the baby is sleeping

    (via lemonandginger)

  11. (Source: crisontumblr, via cuminmybutt)

  13. (Source: raevd, via blairwaldorfings)


  14. clientsfromhell:

    I had just gone into labour (to have a baby) when a regular client called with some last-minute and typically urgent editing he needed done. It was 10pm on a Friday night.

    I explained that I was in labour and that we would be heading to the hospital.

    Client: But I heard labour can take anywhere from 10-14 hours, so you should have enough time to do this edit quickly. Please?